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Man Took Photo Of Attacking Shark Before Punching It

Mon, 03 Sep 2012 Ā«permalinkĀ»

It’s a cold day in hell when I link to the Huffington Bullshit Factory, but just look at that ‘stache.

This man’s mustache has balls, and on his balls are tiny faces, with their own superb mustaches. Because sharks.

If, for the record, I was in his situation, I would have dropped my camera on the bottom of the ocean, promptly started weeping whilst shitting myself, and then eaten my own arm off as a favor to the shark.